Lobby Jokes

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

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What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

bettas

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one more guys I promise.

Chess Player Jokes More Chess Player Jokes

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

A. The Ultrasound Guy

Research Grant Jokes More Research Grant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

250 Jokes More 250 Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

Open Foyer Jokes More Open Foyer Jokes

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.