How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one more guys I promise.

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How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.

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Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one more guys I promise.

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What do you call a director of an anti-vampire organization?

A stakeholder.

Who is the director of the first wireless movie?

Christopher No-LAN