How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one more guys I promise.

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How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

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Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

What do you call a promise you can't keep?

A campaign promise.

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Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

What do you call a director of an anti-vampire organization?

A stakeholder.