How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

What do you call two blondes in a canoe?

A: Fur traders.

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Why is everyone in an Internet cafe hungry?

Server Not Found.

What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

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Why do women have cleaner minds than men?

Because they change theirs more often

How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

nun

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

Why was the battery arrested ?

cuz it was charged with electricity .

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How many Filipinos can you fit on a jeepney?

One more.

What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!