They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
Because she was drinking on the job.
You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers
A: Tulips.
A: a $20 bill
A brunch.
Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.
A: Her batteries were dead.
He was charged with battery.
Because she can't fit into D shells
Ten-ants !