Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
He couldn't take a joke.
Wait, I can explain everything!
I don't know, it's not my side work.
Smallpox
No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.
A: None They don't make Pampers small enough.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
That would be a dead giveaway.