Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

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Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

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What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

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How about a game?

You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

because it provides cavity protection