Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

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What is a dead giveaway someone has no idea what they are doing?

They have an engineering degree.

How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

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Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.

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Who currently provides your Internet?

he asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

How about a game?

You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.