Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

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What do you call a will?

a dead giveaway

How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

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Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.