It's a dead giveaway.
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It's a dead giveaway...
Hint: It's a dead giveaway.
That would be a dead giveaway.
a dead giveaway
They have an engineering degree.
Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.
To avoid monkey suits
One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.
They come out at night!
The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.
A dim light.
Define "light bulb".
ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.
Deer's Balls There are always under a buck
Ferguson!
I'll give you a hint... Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out of "way".
hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !
We'll have to rehearse that."
They both take away the coffin.