What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Why do you never see black people on cruises?

They're not falling for that one again!!

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

Undertaker Jokes More Undertaker Jokes

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

Rehearse Jokes More Rehearse Jokes

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.