What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car"

What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

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Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

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What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

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Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."