Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

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Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

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Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation?

HAmAr + SiCl

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Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes