Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

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What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

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Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union always in a hurry?

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.

Lenin Jokes More Lenin Jokes

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation?

HAmAr + SiCl

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"