Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P
She thought it was diet coke.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
It failed the Smaug test.
Cause they want the D.
Commutators
They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.
The execution.
Because they are always stalin.
The p is silent.
The Post Office
Soviet Onions.
Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.
Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
For kicks and giggles.
