Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

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How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

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Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

Why is Chris Christie such a successful man?

Because he is too big to fail.

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Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

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Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..

What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation?

HAmAr + SiCl

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Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

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Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*