Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

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What is a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant?

Well, you might think that it'd be Arrrrby's, but they are actually quite fond of Long John Silvers.

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

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What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

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Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

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Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..

Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

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What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

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What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

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Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good