Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

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What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

Why did the privileged white guy fail his algebra test?

He didn't know enough about inequalities

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How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.

Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

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What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation?

HAmAr + SiCl

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

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Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

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Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good