Why did the blonde snort splenda?

She thought it was diet coke.

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Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

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Why did the blonde snort splenda?

She thought it was diet coke.

How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.