How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

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What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

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How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

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Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

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How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth