How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

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What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

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Why did the blonde snort splenda?

She thought it was diet coke.

Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke

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What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one more.