How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

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What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

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Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ??

will i marry you?"

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How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.