How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

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What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl?

DATERADE

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

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Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

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How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

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What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.