Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.