Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

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Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

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Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.