Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

Cantelope Jokes More Cantelope Jokes

What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope