Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

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How do you get a paper baby?

Marry an old bag.

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE