Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

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What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have well planned weddings ?

They can'telope !

Cantelope Jokes More Cantelope Jokes

What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.