How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

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How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

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Europe"

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Hunover.

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How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

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When somebody asks for a raise

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Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

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How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds