How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

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What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

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Paul stop monkeying around!

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim