How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

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What do you call a food that turns black people on?

An -disiac.

How do you interrupt a vegans dinner?

Just turn on the sprinkler.

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

What do a man and a rubix cube have in common?

The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

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Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

What do you call someone who worships balls?

Sack-religious.

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What do the British say when they're flirting?

U wan'a m8?

Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

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What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!