What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

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Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

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What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

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What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!