Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

Who makes a drinking sound like this makes drinking sound?

GEORGE GRASHINGTON!

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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

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How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

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Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

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What did the two gum diseases say to the one who had a party without them?

Why di'n'ja 'vite us?

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.