Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

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How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

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When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.

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Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

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What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.