What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

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When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

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How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

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What did the charlie hebdo attackers said after being caught ?

Hey , they drew first"

How did the high speed car chase end?

Caught eem! Hahaaa caught eem.

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Where do Amish people go to get medicine?

To the farmacy.

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

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How many feminists does it take...... ...to change a light bulb?

0, woman are so unrepresented in technology that this is not possible.

What changes faster than technology?

Taylor Swifts boyfriend