What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

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How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

When does karaoke start?

Him: Never. Me: But I put my "I Karaoke" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever.

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What Counting system does Valve use?

Trinary

Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

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What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!