How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"

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River Jokes More River Jokes

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.