How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"

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What do you call a river that's an actor?

Russell Flow

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.