Its got two banks.
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Crimea a river
to the other side.
The Nile
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Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)
You can run but you can't tide!
Wet
He was in de-Nile.
You can run but you can't tide."
The fastest way to get across a river.
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Fur traders.
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
I'll be dammed.
because he was in Da-Nile
Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"
Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed
Redneck: Which one The river or the state
At the bank.
Quatro-cinco
So they won't step on the fish.
Russell Flow
God dam it
A motor pike !
For the insurance money.
The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"
white water rafting.
Nothing, he was just full of tears
An elephant with an umbrella !
Could you cry me a beer
A: A river.
Too mainstream
Ukraine.
Crimea river
When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.
Crimea River.
What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering.
Free shotgun
All the dongs.
The government is opposed to euthanasia.
The Hip Replacement Guy.
Nah I'ma stay"
When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
Dr.
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A Brazillionaire!
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