Its got two banks.
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Crimea a river
to the other side.
The Nile
Tequila
Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)
You can run but you can't tide!
Wet
He was in de-Nile.
You can run but you can't tide."
The fastest way to get across a river.
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Fur traders.
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
I'll be dammed.
because he was in Da-Nile
Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"
Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed
Redneck: Which one The river or the state
At the bank.
Quatro-cinco
So they won't step on the fish.
Russell Flow
God dam it
A motor pike !
For the insurance money.
The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"
white water rafting.
Nothing, he was just full of tears
An elephant with an umbrella !
Could you cry me a beer
A: A river.
Too mainstream
I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.
A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff
Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
They Neverland.
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !
Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!
Out of plaice.
He didn't want to get down on it.
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
A stick. I'll see myself out now.
Vel-crows
Gotta Dash!
Left behind
None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.
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