Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

River Jokes More River Jokes

What is the river of negation called?

The Nile

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

Hummer Jokes More Hummer Jokes

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury