Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

River Jokes More River Jokes

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

Hummer Jokes More Hummer Jokes

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.