What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.