What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

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Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Hummer Jokes More Hummer Jokes

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.