What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

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What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury