What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?

Monk key

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

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What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

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Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

Jehovah Jokes More Jehovah Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

Unitarian Jokes More Unitarian Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

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What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*