What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Previous Random Joke Next
Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

Jehovah Jokes More Jehovah Jokes

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

Unitarian Jokes More Unitarian Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Apparent Reason Jokes More Apparent Reason Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*