Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

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What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

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He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

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Cha-chink!

What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

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They don't like any witnesses.

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A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

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Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.