However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

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What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

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What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"