What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

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What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

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What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

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How deep is a swimming pool?

It deep-ends.

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.