What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception