What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!