What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

Previous Random Joke Next
Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?

A: A new bar

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur?

Chihuehue