Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

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Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket?

Because it was a chili dog!

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What does an octopus take on a camping trip?

Tentacles!

What do you call the memory of a camping trip?

Past Tents

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What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.