How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

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Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator

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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

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How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

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Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

What's it like to go down on an ewok?

It's alright, they're just a little chewy.

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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks