How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

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How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

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How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

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What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

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How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.