Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

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Because they have to use their Endor voices.

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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

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Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.