How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Men can be Feminists, too.

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

one actually fights for change

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

What do you say to give an electrician encouragement?

You conduit!"

What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician?

Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!