How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.