How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What do you call a Muslim who always makes mistakes?

Errorist

What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

What the the electrician say to his buddy?

Watts up !

What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.