How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.