Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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How does Mike Tyson get smarter?

By taking a math gainer.

Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.

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Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD