Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Why is football the single best sport?

Because americans don't play it.

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What's got four legs and no ears?

A: Mike Tyson's dog.

What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.

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What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD