What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

What college did the eyeball go to?

ICU.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

Why did the Jamaican go to Syria?

To get stoned

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

Millennial Jokes More Millennial Jokes

What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

How many millennials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, it's already lit fam.