What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the music thief do in college?

Take notes.

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

By son.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

What's the most disappointing country in the Middle East?

Oman

Millennial Jokes More Millennial Jokes

What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb?

None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.