What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

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Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.

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Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

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What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

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What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss