What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.