What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

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Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

Who's there ! Alexia ! Alexia who ?

Alexia again to open this door !

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What do you call Michael Buble's long lost evil twin brother?

Pu-pu puble

Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only ...

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Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip?

A tents atmosphere