What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

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How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

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What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

to get to the other side.

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How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip