Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

to get to the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

What do you call a lock with low self-confidence?

Insecure.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

How do you make a strawberry shake?

You put it in a freezer!