Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

to get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken fall in the well?

He couldn't see that well.

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

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Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ?

Ammon old hand at picking locks !

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.