What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

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Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

to get to the other side.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why do you have to nuke siberia twice?

The first one is just to break the ice.

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !

Redhead Jokes More Redhead Jokes

What do you call a Redhead who dyes her hair Blonde?

TransGinger

What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!