Why is it fun to play with matches ?

They're lit.

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When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

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Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!