Why is it fun to play with matches ?

They're lit.

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What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

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Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.