Why is it fun to play with matches ?

They're lit.

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What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

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Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers