When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.
If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
I bet he has to leave the room.
A fire engine.
One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.
They glazed into each other's eyes
There's 20 of them!
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove
Carbon dating.
Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.
Tipper.