Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

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They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

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How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

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What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

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What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

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A fire engine.

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What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Flat Foot Jokes More Flat Foot Jokes

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

from jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

Flame Duck Jokes More Flame Duck Jokes

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.