How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head