How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse ?

Neighbor

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

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Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.