How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

What do you call a horse that makes bad jokes?

Unicorny

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.