Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

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What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.