Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

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How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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What is Russia's current Anthem?

A. "Putin on the Blitz"

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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Whose son was Edward the Black Prince ?

Old King Coal !

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.