What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

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What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

What's the difference between a bumble bee and someone with allergies?

One is a pollinator. The other is a pollen-hater.

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What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

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What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

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Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket