What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

What's the difference between Iceland and Ireland?

A consonant.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's worse than ten children in one bucket?

One child in ten buckets.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

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Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

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Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket