What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

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Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

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What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

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He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

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Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket