Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

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What makes an ISIS joke funny?

The execution.

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Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

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What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis