What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

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What happened to the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine?

It wooden go

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They don't.

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It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

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They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

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What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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Because the police charge you.

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What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

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Dough nuts!

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What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

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Well actually, I-ran

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What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.