What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

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Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?

When it's a baby elephant !